Thursday, February 24, 2011
Sorry
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Bruce Campbell Forever
Now the debate over how Awesomely Bad this movie is, has raged since the day it came out. I'm of the party that believes it's simply Awesome incarnate, but then that's just me (and thousands and thousands of fellow loyal fans). And so, now, I will tell you about one of my favorite movies of all time. Army of Darkness
. If anyone were to quote any part of this movie to me, we would become insta-friends. Even if you called me a primitive screw-head. I would be your BFF. Seriously.

This is technically the third movie in a trilogy but it's not necessary to see the previous two. By all means do, but you don't have to. Our hero is Ash, who with a couple of friends goes to a empty cabin in the woods. Where they find a book. An evil book. (Please insert creepy music.) Being stupid teenagers/early twenties horror movie characters, they read the book aloud. (You know the book that appears to be bound in human skin, and is seemingly written in blood. Yeah. That book.) Then people get possessed, they die, come back... you know the usual. Ash's hand get possessed so he cuts it off ( I'd like to point out this movie came out way before Idle Hands
, thank you very much.) with a chainsaw. Then he gets sucked into a vortex. Mind you all of this happened in the first and second movies. But you get a nice recap at the beginning. Army of Darkness starts with him coming out of the vortex, into the (dun dun Duh) past! He has to stop the hordes of Deadites from getting their rotting hands on the Necronomicon (aka the evil book) and destroying the world.
So basically we're doomed. Because all Ash is really concerned with is getting back home, and maybe getting a little something (wink wink, nudge nudge) on the side. Really watch this movie if you've never seen it. I can't emphasize this enough. It could change your life!... I'm not sure how but, you know, maybe. If you have seen it, watch it again and think of me. And always, always, always! Hail to the king, Baby! Bruce Campbell forever.
So basically we're doomed. Because all Ash is really concerned with is getting back home, and maybe getting a little something (wink wink, nudge nudge) on the side. Really watch this movie if you've never seen it. I can't emphasize this enough. It could change your life!... I'm not sure how but, you know, maybe. If you have seen it, watch it again and think of me. And always, always, always! Hail to the king, Baby! Bruce Campbell forever.
NERDSSSSS!!!!
of it's subsequent sequels? Actually don't bother with the sequels, not worth the time or effort. Unless you're just one of those people who has to finish things. Compulsive finisher. Weirdy.
I Pity the Fool
And this is the house Fool finds himself trapped inside, it's locked down like Fort Knox. The only way in or out is the front door and the back door, which are both bolted all of the time. When the couple discover Fool, the hunt is on. When he finds himself in the basement he kind of thinks the boys down there want to eat him. And they just might, if given half the chance.When he meets Roach he has a glimmer of hope. Roach has been roaming all around the house behind the walls for some time now. Mom and Dad are too big to fit there. But the emaciated teen and his new 12 year old friend fit just fine. Alice is Mom and Dad's only daughter, they only keep her around because she does what she's told. (When she doesn't they chain her up in the attic.) She tries to help Fool get out, and after a while Fool convinces her to get away with him. If she stays in that house Mom and Dad will eventually kill her. Or give her to her brothers in the basement. It's only a matter of time.
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